Jan 28, 2021 — they removed the buy button
It's back.Forever.
The button has been pressed
…
times — and it still works
Jan 28, 2021 — they removed the buy button
The button has been pressed
…
times — and it still works
The lore
JAN 28, 2021
GameStop is ripping. Millions of retail traders open the app to buy. The buy button is gone. “This restriction is for your own protection.”
FEB 2021
Congressional hearings. Class actions. Apologies. The button quietly comes back. Nobody forgets.
JUL 1, 2026
They launch their own blockchain. Permissionless. Anyone can deploy anything on it. Anything.
NOW
$BUY lives on their chain, at an address they can't touch. No owner. No pause. It can never be removed again.
Field footage
Community
They never left the floor. They never will.

SUSPENDERS
Pressed through the '87 crash. Never stopped.

THE INTERN
Hired to answer phones. Presses instead.

THE BOOMER
Doesn't know what a chain is. Presses anyway.

THE QUANT
Computed the optimal press frequency: all of them.
Tokenomics
1B
total supply. fixed forever
0
owner functions. no mint, no pause, no blacklist
0%
tax. pressing is free
100%
of supply in the liquidity pool at launch
verified on blockscout — don't trust, verify
The roadmap
Deploy the button somewhere it can't be deleted. Their own chain felt right.
The counter goes up. It always goes up.
Someone at HQ opens the chart. Legal confirms there is nothing they can do.
The button outlives the app, the bull market, and all of us. Still pressable.
How to press for real
Open pump.fun and paste the CA — it routes SOL straight to Robinhood Chain. No bridge, no gas headache.
Already on-chain? Swap ETH for $BUY directly on chain id 4663.